vomit of the internet

neiru2012:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s flyAnd is also known as a busterAlways talkin’ about what he wantsAnd just sits on his broke assSo (no)
I don’t want your number (no)I don’t want to give you mine and (no)I don’t want to meet you nowhere (no)I don’t want none of your time and (no)
[Chorus:]I don’t want no scrubA scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from meHanging out the passenger sideOf his best friend’s rideTrying to holler at meI don’t want no scrubA scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from meHanging out the passenger sideOf his best friend’s rideTrying to holler at me

I found this on StumbleUpon

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Sometimes I want to talk to people but I’m too shy and blah
Why doesn’t anyone talk to me first.

Like I’m not THAT boring.

BumPost

my life exactly omg

how could anyone chose a butt over boobs. boobs always win. poop comes from butts but boobs are ….boob.

another-hitchhiker:

Because I have been informed infinite times before that “Real” women have curves, or that “Real” women are thin. Fact is, no woman is imaginary! Shocker, I know. We’re all real women, as real as can be, and equal in every way.Real women are skinny, fat, thin, curvy, shapely, gangly, muscular, short, tall, big, small, voluptuous, big-boned, scrawny, and everything beyond or in between. Tattoos, or cosmetic surgery? Still real. Has a penis, but identifies as a woman? Real too.This is what the positive body image movement is about. You do not need to dehumanize one body type just to respect your own. And I’m not excluding men from this. I hope to draw a male version too.

WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

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Anonymous

will this enlarge my penis too

iwantcupcakes:

Chevy Chase, 1970s.

missmeghann:

Young Chevy Chase, 1970s.