February 2012
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My dad just walked into my room and said, “Morgan, do you know why turds are tapered? It’s so your butt doesn’t slam shut when you’re done poopin.” And he did a little clap when he said the word “slam”
It was just as weird for me as it is for you reading it.
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I’m really saddened to hear that my friends Sushi is moving back to Ohio :(
I mean, he’s a complete asshole and a cynical bastard who can’t get laid, but he’s honestly one of my favorite people ever.
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*plays Lana Del Rey’s Born to Die on repeat*
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Seriously?
savage-henry:
This guy I know is going to prison for 25 years for the rape of a 15 year old girl and these fucking guys are defending him saying that they doubt he did it on Facebook.
There was fucking EVIDENCE. She went to the hospital and got a fucking RAPE KIT. She has BRUISES and other evidence of rape How the fuck are you going to sit there and say that it was consensual?
I hate it when...
“for real now your just generalizing… again dont be a dumb bitch. do you...”
– wise words of “Austin Hood” on the subject of rape
I get sick to my stomach thinking about being called a “dumb bitch” because I automatically assume that a girl who reported a rape was actually raped based on an article on the news website that claims “evidence of the assault was obtained during the exam at the medical clinic and police documented bruises the girl suffered during the incident when she came to police...
I love how people take rape lightly. Hey, guess what: it’s a serious issue. Rape isn’t the fault of the victim, and someone reporting a rape isn’t some “ploy” to get revenge. I love how I’m considered a “dumb bitch” because I think that it’s really fucked up that people’s first reaction to a girl accusing someone of rape is “is she...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Yesterday I sneezed on my cat
Fat Libby did nothing to deserve that
I’m a horrible cat owner
I’m too sick to go to work, which sucks because they’re only scheduling me two days a week.
I doubt I got the job at Ruby Tuesday because my availability is really weird and they’re not that busy through the week.
I just want money okay
I put in an application at the movies, but I got no response.
If anywhere knows anywhere that’s hiring, please let me know.
I is...
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